Saturday, July 12, 2008

teenage love affair

another random post

reasons to date a drummer and a guitarist, i only got 20 reasons in my head so far haha..

1. We have some incredibly nimble hands.
2. Three words: Attention. To. Detail.
3. We practice CONTINUALLY.
4. We aim to please many people at a time, so one person is nothing hard, right?
5. We're perfectionists. We get it right the first time.
6. We are used to drawn out solos.
7. We don't mind it loud, fast and out of control.
8. We are ALWAYS open to new techniques. It's all about improving in skill, baby.
9. If we can take a guitar (an inanimate object) and make it scream and wail and moan, it sure should be easy to make a living, thinking person do the same, don't you think?
10. We always do our best to put on an excellent show.
11. We're used to putting on and taking off strings and such.
12. We're up for recording sessions, any time, any place.
13. We don't tell our tricks and secreteas quite so easily as normal folks.
14. We just LOOK badass doin' our thing.
15. We like good, tight, well fitting pickup jacks.
16. We go to shows with some FINE pieces of wood (guitars, of course.)
17. We enjoy being scantily clad.
18. MONEY.
19. We leave a mark on all those we come across.
20. We are GREAT at improvising.

reasons to date a skater, 20 reasons SO FAR.


1. We know lots of "tricks" and we always learn more.
2. We have great balance and stability
3. We are dedicated
4. We prefer to stay standing
5. you can ride whats under us anytime
6. We love what we do
7. We can do it for hours at a time without breaking a sweat.
8. we can do it inside or outside.
9. we dont mind a little pain.
10.we dont "play" skateboarding....or are girls. =P
11.we dont mind when it gets a little dirty.
12.we are all so damn sexy.
13.we go big. . . real big.
14.we can take a beating.
15.we end up on top. . . always.
16.we know the differance from the skateboard shoes "DC" and the Capital.
17.we know how to maneuver our wood.
18 we like obstacles.
19.we can handle the pressure of people watching us perform.
20.we like to practice.

reasons to date a pool player, AHH u guys no me right.. =P

1.We do it on sold wood tables
2.We enjoy nice racks *woooooooo...
3.We have great aim
4.We can sink it at all angles
5.We do bank shots
6.We do combination shots
7.We have 15 balls
8.We really know how to handle our sticks
9.We can play many games and not get tired
10.We take our time so we can get it just right
11.We don't like touching any balls but our own
12.If you have an itch, we'll scratch it
13.We try to stay away from the black ball
14.We always choose the right hole
15.Even if we miss we can still sink a shot
16.We use chalk so our stick grip and never
17.We can really rail you
18.We are good at getting big things in small holes
19.We try not to put ourselves behind the 8-ball
20.We can shoot hard or soft

there you go, all the reasons thats been crushed up from my head, well you can't date me, cause eyan owns me now, she knew who i am, and what i DO. so here's a tiny little dipsy tribute for all the girls, to find their love mate. bye bye. i love you eyan

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